21 Types of women that you should avoid having in your life

Preamble/Disclaimer:-

This write-up is written on a light note with a humorous vein and does not intend to insult women. Please do not read ahead if you lack a sporting spirit and a sense of humour!

If you are still reading this then please know that I do respect women immensely. But to be precise I respect sensible people, be it men or women! I am not negatively biased against women and the write-up is not written by a male chauvinist pig! 🙂  I am a feminist myself, but with the right attitude and approach!

The types of characters and personalities mentioned below are few amongst all the various types of women I have had the chance to interact with and understand a little bit. Extremism of any kind is unhealthy and given below are examples of extremist women personalities of various kinds that turn out having a negative impact on people around them. As a matter of fact, some of the extremist personality types I have mentioned below are applicable to men too.

And, it goes without saying that not all women are like mentioned below. There are millions of super-duper, sensible, loving, balanced and awesome women out there, out of which, I have had the good fortune to connect with some as friends or family or as an acquaintance and I treasure all of them in my life.

So, now having said all that, if you are still reading this, have the sporting spirit to accept realities with a smile and the ability to digest humor without getting offended then please read on… 🙂

The types of women every guy(and girl!) should avoid having in their lives!

1. Ms. Bossy –

These girls believe that they own the place & every person in that place! They like to keep people on their toes and believe that “everyone else” was created by God to serve them and their needs! They want every plan to be made around their comfort only. They are generally highly selfish and self centered. They behave in such a way and believe in their minds that they are just one step below the supreme maker himself and that is the outer limit of humbleness they can exhibit! 🙂

2. Ms. Sadist

On the outside they behave as the ever smiling and the happiest person you would ever meet. She would come across as a very lively person & as someone who is always wanting to spread happiness. But come a little closer, & voila!, “the-sad-girl-who-has-beared-so-much-and-still-remains-happy” jumps out.  They are a mix of “Tulsi Virani”(kyun ki saas bhi..) & characters from Sooraj Barjatya movies! 😛 In reality, they are an emotional wreckage & do not leave a single chance to keep blurting out how much they have suffered in life & they do all this with that typical smile on their faces showing how strong they are! They manipulate you and make you feel guilty of adding to their sadness if at all you do not do things as they expect you to do. They suck all the living energy out of you & make you remain in a state of constant sub-conscious pressure of not hurting them. They become sad at the drop of a hat and control the environment around them by playing the “I have already seen so much of bad, so now do things as I want” card!

3. Ms. Career Freak

You find such girls coming from all kinds of career backgrounds. In most cases, the “actual career or the achievements” in it do not matter. She is the kind who believes that “if you work and earn money, only then you are a  Modern Woman of Today”. Many of them carry a pathetic belief  that “I earn money & so I am better then women who choose to become home makers”. Most of these women do not work because they derive pleasure from the work itself, but because of their primary motivation to be called “INDEPENDENT” & “EQUAL TO MEN”.  For them, Independence = money,Period. The word independence is misused in a very shallow way. They generally tend to have many deep complexes & negatively biased thoughts in their minds against men & society in general. And they hate to be associated with terms like housewife/home makers. They feel that women who choose not to have careers for money are very backward. These girls generally have a superiority complex! These women live, eat and sleep their career. They have nothing else to talk about & there is nothing else they do!  Some of these girls might be a single girl child or from a family where there are only girl siblings or have a father who was unable to achieve something substantial in his career or from a family having modest financial means or they are from a family where the mother has the ideology, “I will not let my girl suffer the way I did, I want her to become independent!”
Not every girl from the above mentioned family environments is an extremist career freak just as many girls from other types of family atmospheres might also be career freaks. It is just that many girls who fall into this category have a common thread of the kind of family backgrounds mentioned above.

In most cases, career freak women portray female chauvinism under the guise of equality, independence and feminism!

4. Ms. I Know Everything

If Google has some competition, then its this type of girls out there! 😀 They have a compulsion to portray that they know & understand everything about everything under the sun. In most cases, they might not have any actual knowledge or might have some scattered bits of idea about the ongoing topic, but they behave like Google itself! They believe that they are very intelligent or deep, more then everyone else. Ms. I-Know-Everything is generally quite dominating & do not add any actual value to conversations but love to just keep blabbering! Stubbornness is also an attribute highly visible in these girls. They jump towards every chance to argue or debate. Many of them like to keep correcting people & feel superior by making others feel low. Their ego is highly vulnerable and gets hurt easily.

5. Ms. Blonde

Well, they are not actually blonde haired, but except that difference, they completely represent the Indian version of “Dumb Blonde”. Not that it is a compulsion, but most of them look damn pretty & hot but the moment words or thoughts start flowing out of their mouths, you would like to bang your own head on the wall! Many of them have their way with men (dumb men whose brains are in their pants!) and get their work done only with the support of their good looks. Their IQ levels make a 10 year old look like an Einstein! 😛

6. Ms. Hulk

Ms. Hulk’s like to have muscles, big biceps, etc & derive pleasure from the fact that they can give a tough physical fight to many men. Their body language is quite aggressive and they pick fights. They like to let off their frustrations by physically harming people or things. They are, in most cases, mentally scarred or have some childhood/teenage trauma & have lots of negative notions about men and the society in general. They fall into the bracket of female chauvinists and are quite egoistic too!

7. Ms. Tom Boy 

They do not like to be associated with anything girly. They might not have big muscular bodies like Ms. Hulk’s but these girls like to talk, walk, dress & behave like men. They are dominating and highly competitive, beyond healthy levels! Their friend circle since an early age comprises majorly of boys and they behave like a boy trapped in a girl’s body. They find the feminine girls “too girly”.
“So what if I am a girl!”, in a negative and extremist way, is the mantra they live by & do everything with that mindset. These girls also, in most cases, are from a family having only girl children or very weak/very strong masculine presence in their homes. In many cases, sick parents with their sick mentalities filled with infatuation of having a male child pushes the girl towards being and behaving like a boy since childhood. 😦

It goes without saying that, not all girls from the above mentioned family environments becomes a Tom Boy just as many girls from other types of family atmosphere might also turn into Tom Boyish personalities.  It is just that many girls who fall into this category have a common thread of the kind of family backgrounds mentioned above.

8. Ms. Authoritative

These girls are similar to Ms. Bossy, but one very big distinction is that Ms. Bossy could be a soft spoken person whereas Ms. Authoritative is highly rude & commanding in her talks. They speak in a heavy voice & a commanding tone like an army brigadier or a colonel! 😛 They walk around with heavy faces with little or no expressions. Its difficult to make them smile, so making them laugh is almost out of question, Don’t even think about it! 😛 They get angry or irritated easily & leave no opportunity to raise their voice or argue. Their talks are short, crisp and to the point! They remind you of your strict school teacher or principal! 😀

9. Ms. Temper

If there was a “temper meter” to indicate high levels of temper or the number of times temper is lost, these girls would make the machine break by over usage! 😛  They get angry easily & overtly. Smallest of issues irritate them. Grumpiness is their way of life. They have an enormously huge build up of frustrations inside them and it just keeps seeping out in the form of anger. They are highly volatile and loose their temper easily. They share a few common traits with Ms. Authoritative. They always blame everyone and everything around them for “making” them loose their temper!

10. Ms. Independent

These girls take the meaning of “Being Independent” to a whole new level. They are in a constant race to prove how self sufficient they are with regards to all aspects of life. They are hell bent on proving that! Many of them share a common trait with Ms. Career Freak of boiling down the word Independence to just the financial aspect, due to a shallow mindset!
They believe that being independent is the only way of portraying how strong they are! Immaterial of how much they or the people around them suffer, taking someones help or assistance is a cardinal sin! 😀 They generally like to have their “SPACE” in every relation & mind you, its beyond the healthy levels! The girls in this category generally believe that they are feminists but in reality, sooner or later, they turn into female chauvinists!

11. Ms. Materialistic

Their happiness is directly proportional to the things they own. They are, in most cases, highly jealous or dissatisfied people. No matter how many things they own, its never enough! Their lives revolve around brand names, things & who owns what in their circle of friends and family. They are in a constant state of comparison. High level of selfishness is also exhibited by many of these girls. Their minds are quite shallow & are addicted to materialistic pleasures to such high levels that it actually becomes toxic for themselves & people around them.

12. Ms. Centre of attention

Its easy to spot this kind in a room full of people. All their behavior is in context to their constant need to have attention. They compulsorily HAVE to be the talk of the town. All their choices are directly or indirectly connected to their need to gain attention of others. Their clothing, talks, actions, tonality, behavior & everything else is targeted to gain attention.

13. Ms. Different

These girls have a compulsion to be different! Its not natural, its fabricated. They share a few common traits with Ms. Centre-of-attention and Ms. I-Know-Everything. They believe standing on the other side is cool immaterial of how the other side is! They have, by default, a contradicting opinion in almost everything. They like to PORTRAY & PROVE that they are different. And so they keep chasing decisions, ways of life & thought processes that makes them perceived as different, even though they might look like fools in so many scenarios. They are quite stubborn too. They just want to be different, not thinking about whether their choices are actually good & sensible or not! They like to talk about other people as being so cliched and boring. To make themselves be perceived as out of the box, they do things and make choices that are quite insensible.

14. Ms. Party Girl

For this type of girl, going out is equal to clubbing, pubbing and partying,Period. Everything else is “So Boring!”. Being on the invite list of parties is one of the biggest pleasure giving happenings in their life. Not going to some club or pub on a Saturday night makes them feel that they are turning old! 😛 😀 They need to have party pics flooded on their Facebook profile after every weekend. They derive pleasure in boasting about where and how they partied the last weekend. Getting drunk, in most cases, comes with the territory. They believe that partying and clubbing is the only way to be known as “fun loving”.

15. Ms. Teenager

In a psychological sense, its beautiful to see a girl turn into a woman just as its amazing to see how a boy turns into a man. But for this type of girl, there is no beauty in growing up psychologically.  They behave, talk and do things like a teenager even after they have long crossed the teenage. They do not like to be associated with activities and behavior of grown-ups/adults and call it “BEING BORING”. They misuse and misunderstand the concept of, ” keeping the child in you alive”.

16. Ms. Victim

They are the victims, ALWAYS! Every story they say ends with the same result, “I was the victim!” They claim to have been always used by friends or colleagues who ditched them and how innocent & sweet they are as compared to everyone else. They want others to believe that, in every fight or argument, with anyone, they were the victims! 😛 They believe that they never wrong anyone. They portray this image so perfectly that you might really want to believe that on judgment day, God will have to make a new superior heaven for such an innocent beautiful human being! 😛 They portray a few similar tendencies as the Ms. Sadist and, in most cases, are highly egoistic too!

17. Ms. Superior then Men

The lives of these girls also are governed by the mantra “So what if I am a girl!” in a negative and extremist level. They are a mixed bag comprising some of the tendencies of Ms. Independent, Ms. Hulk, Ms. Career Freak and Ms. Tom-Boy. They not only keep trying to prove that they are no less then any man but actually try to prove their superiority, they struggle to do that!. They put themselves into situations that would prove the same. They do not realize that the strengths of a man and woman are different and are equally important and beautiful in its own ways. For them, asking for help from any man is a cardinal sin! 😛 They are perfect examples of female chauvinism!

18. Ms. Player

She has the charms, intelligence and the looks to complement it. She understands the psyche of most men and so is able to manipulate them effortlessly. They can easily play with the mind and emotions of an idiotic man (who thinks from his pants!). They flirt around a lot more then healthy levels. These girls are quite cold from the inside and have no qualms about lying or manipulating. They like the attention they get from men and keep a number of them on hooks and at their disposal. Its a pleasure seeking mental mechanism for them to see a man act on her will. They do not give a damn about the other persons emotions or needs.

19) Ms. Make-up

This kind of women took the meaning of putting on make-up to a whole new level. They cant imagine themselves without their make-up kit. Mascara, lipstick, etc,  is as important as food and water! 😛 Just as, in the Batman series, very few people know who really batman is without his mask, similarly, very few people in this world might actually know how these girls really look without their make-up! 😛 As a matter of fact, I doubt if they themselves remember how they actually look without make-up! Looking good and using make-up is, of course, good. But these women do it with such extremism that only if you have seen it yourself personally, you would understand what I mean! Make-up products in their household is as important as salt! They are perfectly updated with regards to all the new products in the market for make-up. They are very shallow and physical beauty is all that matters to them! Mirror is their best friend and every few hours they touch up their make-up whenever they get a chance! Owners and workers of L’Oreal, Maybelline and other such companies regularly remember and bless these women in their prayers! 😛 😀

20) Ms. Figure Conscious

These women are walking dictionaries of calorie count in various food items! They are always on some or the other weight loosing special diet. They always keep saying “I have put on some weight recently” even if they are on the verge of turning anorexic! 😛 For them, its not about fitness, its about looking thin and weighing less! Most of them, weigh themselves every morning or night and keep a count of the grams lost or gained everyday! 😛

21) Ms. Gossip

Their life revolves around what other people are saying or doing. They backbite about, almost, everyone. The most exciting part about their day is when they get to discuss other people’s lives! 🙂 They are extremely shallow. They can never keep secrets. They get an adrenaline rush when they get to gossip about someone. These women are generally well connected socially and are good friends with other gossip mongers. They have a tendency to exaggerate. Many of them also like spreading false rumours and get a kick out of the effect that the false rumour creates. Their lives are generally mundane, big time addicts of daily soaps on television and rarely are involved in things that are actually fulfilling & productive in their lives.

-Vishrut
P.S: Dear Reader, Please know that any derogatory or sexist comment against women in general shall not be accepted or approved by me and shall not show up in the comments section, so please avoid the same. Having said that, If I have missed out on some extremist personality type that you have come across and which you think might be harmful to people(who associate with them) in the long run, then please do share and mention about the same in the comments section, Would love to know about it too! 🙂
Also, as I already mentioned above that many of these negatively impacting extreme personalities are applicable to men too, but there are a few added negatively impacting extremist personality types specific and applicable to men only, which also, if avoided, would be best for you. My compilation of the same is in progress and would share those too in the near future 😀
Thanks for reading and hoping that you could connect to the write-up! 🙂
May God bless you. Take care.